Paper Products- cards that say a lot of stuff

fantasy self

Inside Card Reads:
Hope your true self gets the fantasy birthday you deserve!

$5
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birthday blues

Inside Message Reads:
Hope your birthday is bananas!

$5
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the back nine

Inside Message Reads:
Here’s to the back nine!
Happy birthday

$5
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birthday riddle

Inside Message Reads:
There is no correct answer per se since the financial status and
attractability of the married men were not given. The bigger riddle
is, whatcha doin’ at the bar at your age trying to hustle rich men?
Happy birthday, you hustler!


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sucks to suck

Inside Message Reads:
cuz it sucks to suck.

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blow me away

Inside Message Reads:
You still blow me away!

$5
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love- the normal amount

Inside Message Reads:
Either way, I love you long time.

$5
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werster sauce

Inside Message Reads:
i love Us

$5
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SKU: 990312495796

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